August 15, 2007
i don’t think you ready for this jelly…
is my body to bootylicious for ya baby
beyonce, “bootylicious”
beyonce… before & after photoshop. we don’t think you ready for that belly.
beyonce… before & after photoshop. we don’t think you ready for that belly.
August 14, 2007
I’ve only sent one ex to the hospital, and that’s ‘cos his ass cheated on me.
Monique
google + flickr = ex-boyfriend finder. 
can’t vouch for the music, but he would look straight up at the camera. nice to see he’s still alive. last we heard he had a bad smack habit and was living in squaller in new orleans. rock on, wassel, rock on.

google + flickr = ex-boyfriend finder.

can’t vouch for the music, but he would look straight up at the camera. nice to see he’s still alive. last we heard he had a bad smack habit and was living in squaller in new orleans. rock on, wassel, rock on.

hot alert: if you’ve got the legs of a superhero you might as well dress up like one. it’s enough to make a grown nerd cry. thank you vice.
hot alert: if you’ve got the legs of a superhero you might as well dress up like one. it’s enough to make a grown nerd cry. thank you vice.
August 13, 2007
There is something curiously boring about somebody else’s happiness
Aldous Huxley
hot & fun. really fun. really hot. boys like.  buy, buy, buy.
hot & fun. really fun. really hot. boys like.  buy, buy, buy.
August 12, 2007
you know you want to watch.
August 11, 2007
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they’re going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
Elizabeth Taylor
amy, don’t go to rehab. rehab is for pussies. just wait ‘til you either get pregnant or start looking like keith richards… but by that point, it’s really just about botox.
amy, don’t go to rehab. rehab is for pussies. just wait ‘til you either get pregnant or start looking like keith richards… but by that point, it’s really just about botox.

ahh, maryland in 1986. can glen bernie rock? hell yeah.

‘heavy metal parking lot.’ a must for any dvd collection.

August 10, 2007
                                 google + flickr = the ex-boyfriend finder. late nite fun. 
more to come (no pun intended).

google + flickr = the ex-boyfriend finder. late nite fun.

more to come (no pun intended).

Most jobs are: 30% work, 65% explaining, 5% dealing with assholes.
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